With all the important stuff going on in the world, like the upcoming presidential election, out-of-control gas prices, the never-ending, continuing war in Iraq and the torching of the Red Sox bullpen last night, the New York tabloids are going simply bananas today. You can't pick up any of these newspapers without seeing screaming headlines and stories about all of this Slappy/Madonna/F-Rod/Lenny Kravitz nonsense.
Who gives a shit about these people. (At least the Post headline from last year is bringing a load of folks to my blog today!)
Mike Timlin's coming off the DL today, Clay Buchholz is right behind him, and Big Papi will be back after that.
That's the important stuff.
Get your priorities straight, guys.