No, not really. This was actor Jonah Hill throwing out the first ball at Fenway on Sunday. (BTW, is he available to pitch? After what I've seen the last three days, he couldn't be any worse.)
Sorry if I frightened any of you with that title.
With thanks to Sully Baseball for the photo.
On the subject of The Ring Thief, he officially retired yesterday after not making it back with the Dodgers this spring.