I was coming home on the subway late last night, and I looked up at the ads they have posted on the trains, and came across a real beauty, from the "Boomer and Carton" morning radio show that airs on WFAN:
"Always Give Your Seat To a Pregnant Woman, Unless She's Wearing a Red Sox Hat."
Sports talk radio: A haven for imbeciles. Always has been. Always will be.