So when a co-worker threw out the idea that A-Rod's injury was a fake to cover up the fact that he tested positive for steroids this off-season and was suspended, well I was on that like Fred Berry on a plate of brownies. The "injury" reports have A-Rod out until May. If he was suspended for 50 games, he would be eligible for return on May 27th. Mark your calendars.
I am NOT a conspiracy theorist, as I think 99% of all conspiracy theories I've ever heard are from what Colonel Sherman Potter once said on "M*A*S*H," "right off the stable floor."
But when it comes to Alex Rodriguez, I put nothing past him. Or Major League Baseball for that matter. So let's see if Slappy misses exactly 50 games...
I am NOT a conspiracy theorist, as I think 99% of all conspiracy theories I've ever heard are from what Colonel Sherman Potter once said on "M*A*S*H," "right off the stable floor."
But when it comes to Alex Rodriguez, I put nothing past him. Or Major League Baseball for that matter. So let's see if Slappy misses exactly 50 games...
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Surely someone at the hospital where the surgery was supposedly performed would've noticed if it didn't happen. That'd be one major conspiracy.
Good point, Jere. It would come out sooner or later that it was all a fake.
A-Fake may have been suspended or told to lay low:
Title Change on Random Fandom Red Sox NYC-It's now called "Lansdowne and 126th Streets", but the Links have not changed, at http://www.rfredsoxnyc.info.
Let The Booing-Hissing begin at Toilet III in The Bronx:
Then again, Yankme fans tend to shrug all this stuff off since they are OBLIVIOUS to everything.
Good luck with the new name, Michael...
A-Fake, A-Roid, AROD. So many names for a confused individual. Did you see the mirror shot?
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