My friend Michael sent me an email tonight, about a new shirt that's popped up after the fiasco surrounding Cynthia Rodriguez and her "obscene" appearance at Yankee Stadium last weekend. You just knew some clever-thinking, enterprising people out there would want to make a buck off this.
It's in clear, easy to understand language, but you probably won't be able to wear it into Yankee Stadium (or any other ballpark in America). Click the link to check it out. (And be warned, as there is some vulgarity coming your way should you elect to do so.)
Makes a wonderful gift for that foul-mouthed lout you love.
(And by the way, "C-Rod" means Cynthia Rodriguez, just in case you thought the "C" might have stood for something else.)