MLB Season Ends

Monday, August 04, 2008

Breaking News: Giambalco Shaves!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's true.

La Moustache is no more.

Jason Giambi, from today's NY Daily News:

"There's no more hits in it," the freshly shaved first baseman said as he boarded the team bus. "No more hits."

I guess there are no more "rebels" on the Yankees now, no more guys flouting the rules. Yep, the Yankees restore the stuffed shirt, corporate image now.

Wow, that makes my day. In the immortal words of the late, great George Carlin, "I get more excited picking out socks."

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