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Friday, March 20, 2009

Interesting Slappy Theory

The boys at Surviving Grady today have a fascinating post about Alex Rodriguez and his hip injury:

So when a co-worker threw out the idea that A-Rod's injury was a fake to cover up the fact that he tested positive for steroids this off-season and was suspended, well I was on that like Fred Berry on a plate of brownies. The "injury" reports have A-Rod out until May. If he was suspended for 50 games, he would be eligible for return on May 27th. Mark your calendars.

I am NOT a conspiracy theorist, as I think 99% of all conspiracy theories I've ever heard are from what Colonel Sherman Potter once said on "M*A*S*H," "right off the stable floor."

But when it comes to Alex Rodriguez, I put nothing past him. Or Major League Baseball for that matter. So let's see if Slappy misses exactly 50 games...

6 comments:

Jere said...

Surely someone at the hospital where the surgery was supposedly performed would've noticed if it didn't happen. That'd be one major conspiracy.

The Omnipotent Q said...

Good point, Jere. It would come out sooner or later that it was all a fake.

Michael Leggett said...

A-Fake may have been suspended or told to lay low:

Title Change on Random Fandom Red Sox NYC-It's now called "Lansdowne and 126th Streets", but the Links have not changed, at http://www.rfredsoxnyc.info.

Michael Leggett said...

Let The Booing-Hissing begin at Toilet III in The Bronx:

Then again, Yankme fans tend to shrug all this stuff off since they are OBLIVIOUS to everything.

The Omnipotent Q said...

Good luck with the new name, Michael...

Peter N said...

A-Fake, A-Roid, AROD. So many names for a confused individual. Did you see the mirror shot?