Note to Self: Eat No Beans While Visiting Malawi

The African country of Malawi is set to make breaking wind a crime.

Yes, farting in public will be dealt with severely in that small African country. No word yet on what the penalties will be, but I've wanted some justice handed out to some of those who've passed wind in public places I've been in in my life.

I can only imagine the sale of beans will drop to near zero should this become the law.

And Lord knows I wouldn't want to be a dog in that country.