Slappy: He's So Vain (What a Shock)

If you picked up today's New York Post, you saw quite the sight on their front page.

A-Rod in love. With himself.

So what's news about this?

He's the subject of a story in the upcoming Details magazine, and it just reinforces his image as a man totally in love with himself. The picture here is Slappy giving himself a smootch in his own mirror.

And just when you thought it can't get any worse for him? Here's more from today's New York Post.

Just more fodder for behind the bar at Professor Thom's.