Guess He Wasn't Porta-Potty Trained

Got a good chuckle out of this item from today's New York Post column, "Weird But True":

Mess with the law and things might get messy.

A 22-year-old man who was caught breaking into pickup trucks in Tampa, Fla. parking lot ran off into a nearby construction site and hid in a porta-potty.

Unfortunately for him, the owner of one of the trucks saw where he went and flipped the toilet over, covering the thief in gallons of human waste.

Yikes. They don't "mess" around down in Tampa, do they?