I found this newspaper headline from The Trentonian from a fine Orioles fan site called "The Wayward Oriole." (
http://www.thewaywardoriole.com/) It is from last December 14, the day after the Mitchell Report was released.
Insert (tee-hee) your own joke about it here...
It was also revealed today that Clemens, Andy Pettitte, and Brian McNamee will not testify before Congress next Wednesday, as the Congressmen involved need more time to prepare for it, so it has been pushed back to February 13. But George Mitchell and Bud Selig will testify next Tuesday as scheduled.
Holy... That's a for-real headline? Hah!
ReplyDeleteYep, that's a real headline, Suldog. Another milestone in American journalism. And a very funny one, too.
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