Friday, April 20, 2007

Don't Worry

Don't worry everyone.

The next time Alex Rodriguez boots one at third base, or makes a critical out in a clutch situation that ends up costing the Yankees a game at home, those "classy" Yankee fans will go back to their favorite spectator sport and boo Slappy.

Count on it.

And no matter what Rodriguez does the rest of the season at the plate, always keep one thing in mind:

Alex Rodriguez can't pitch.

3 comments:

  1. And Jesus God in Heaven, please let it happen TONIGHT.

    Or, since I probably won't see tonight's game, TOMORROW. or SUNDAY would be fine.

    This we ask through Crisp our Lord, Amen.

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  2. Crisp Our Lord? Hmmmm....

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  3. It will happen:

    Yankees Fans are always short on memory except for the #26;

    They've been forced to forget #1918;

    The Bleacher Creatures would boo Pope Benedict XVI, for failing to wear a Yankees Cap, during a Papal Mass.

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